Thursday, November 22, 2007

The 11/13/2007 Show

A caller said that Howard didn’t his picture on the website shirtless like the rest of his crew. Everyone else was shirtless. Howard said that he probably was e-mailed to approve the photo and he never replied. Sounds like bullshit. He probably just didn’t want his picture up there shirtless. But it was okay if others would embarrass themselves. Hypocrite.

Another caller said that Howard has mellowed down with his anti-black humor. I mentioned that in previous posts. I agree with the caller. Howard is a lot softer. Again, he’s probably just afraid of black waiters in restaurants spitting in his food or something like that. HA!

The 11/12/2007 Show

Wolfie called and mentioned that Howard never mentioned the name of the actor who he was jealous of because Beth has kissed him. Another example of how he wants his guests to name famous people but the same standard is not applicable to him.

Howard also has girls for Howard TV that doesn’t even like Howard’s like of work, degrading women and such. I mean the girl for Howard TV was contradicting herself but the selection should be at least of women who don’t hate what Howard does. Hot chicks are dime a dozen, just pick Girls Gone Wild.

Howard cuts short the parody song to "Jump". Too bad, it was quite funny. Also, Howard mentions that he enjoys smelling his own dirty underwear. So gross. I mean what's the obsession there? That can't smell like roses.

The 11/08/2007 Show

Howard refers to Pro Choise as “Pro Abortion” (Freudian Slip perhaps) when discussing Giuliani’s endorsement by Pat Robertson. There is no “Pro Abortion”, only Pro Choice.

Coming back from the break, Fred was playing Metallica. Howard was saying how great they were in the S and M tour. I was at that concert and you could barely hear the orchestra playing. Their album was different, you could hear the symphony great, but not in the live concert.

The 11/07/2007 Show

Howard gave Sal hard time for not being available when he needed him in the studio. Sal was in the bathroom at the time. I mean it's a long show, and if someone needs to be in the bathroom then Howard has no right to be such a Nazi about it. Everyone works past the show hours. What a control freak.

Howard hailed Artie for being the peacemaker in the whole Sal/Richard and Artie fight. Obviously Howard didn't want to step on Artie’s feet so he was kissing his ass. Meanwhile, Sal/Richard weren't fully to be blamed and were gracious and non-combative when Artie berated them. But of course, they didn't receive any praise for their restraint. Completely unfair.

Howard said that many guys don't look well dressed as women. I guess he never seen a Thai Ladyboy show. Those guys are indecipherable than genetic girls (unless of course you look for the Adam's apple). In fact few years ago he had a "girl" on a show which everyone in the studio thought was a girl and "she" turned out to be a transsexual who hid her cock between her legs. I believe her name was Gia Darling. Howard needs to start paying attention to his own show. But probably even Howard doesn't listen to himself.

The 11/06/2007 Show

Howard recalls how he was once hired for $40,000 a year but fumbles in recalling how much he was offered when he got an 8-share. Howard just avoid talking about making big figures. I don’t think he doesn’t remember or can’t approximate. I think by only mentioning lower dollar amounts he can somehow appear to be one of the regular Joes, when he’s just the opposite. Also if he cleared $100,000 (which is much less than what he makes today, in the millions) it would still be much more than what the rest of the audience makes.

The 11/05/2007 Show

Howard was bashing Chazz Palminteri's revival of "A Bronx Tale" (which Robin, Artie, his sister and mom gone to see). He’s just not impressed by it, but fails to mention if it’s from personal experience or just ignorance. He just whines and complains that it probably sucked.

The 11/01/2007 Show

Howard put a moratorium on the discussion of the Artie and Sal/Richard fight. Another example of how Howard is loosing his edge. Well, at least it it’s better than whatever else is available...so...This was a great fight and at least all the peripheral shows should be able to analyze/discuss it.

What is up with Howard’s focus on guy’s penises? When he interviewed Cousin Brucie he made a comment that he must have a big penis due to his deep voice. Sure, it’s funny, but it’s not the first time that Howard goes down that route. Maybe it’s time to start giving Sal and Richard such a hard time about being gay and start reflecting on his own sexuality. At the very least, Howard Stern is bisexual.