The 10/15/2007 Show

Howard rips into Gary for noting the amount of food Howard was eating. He gets on his rant only to then have Artie admit that he was the one who remarked how many slices of pizza Howard ate. Of course, Howard didn’t care because in his mind Gary was to be blamed (also when there’s nothing to blame on Gary).

Howard mentioned that he told his fiancé Beth to wait until he finishes his blitz chess game before they got busy in bed. Initially he said that Beth went to take a bath and that’s why he started the game. He claimed to be surprised that she came out so quickly. I don’t know about you, but it doesn’t take 5 minutes to take a bath, unless you’re taking a Puerto Rican shower (i.e., douse yourself with perfume). It sounds like the timeline that Howard is providing is not correct. At any rate, if it only took him couple of minutes to finish the game then she should have waited and not get out of the lingerie she wore to “punish” Howard. I mean he need to get some balls and tell her to wait if chess was more important than sex to him. Frankly sex should have been the top priority but who knows, maybe if Beth had a cock he would find that more appealing. Nevertheless, if he had some cajones he wouldn’t have let her manipulate him like that. As the frequently sound clip that is played on the show from the Godfather goes “You can act like a man!”